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doctorabbywatson:

starling-girl:

I think this is the best Disney adaptation ever.

‘Okay, we’ll forget that he killed a couple of his teachers and his brother. That he went mad and killed his entire family. That he had to do the twelve labours as penance. That his jealous wife killed him with the blood of a centaur who tried to rape her, even though she didn’t mean to.’

‘So…. what are we going to include then?’

‘Well, that he’s strong. And… um… that he’s the son of Zeus.’

‘Good enough.’

…

I may or may not have spent a day walking around just going DISNEY LIED TO YOU because of this movie xD

(I love it. But. HADES ISN’T A BAD GUY FFS. ALSO ZEUS IS KIND OF A DICK)

I’m always just like ‘GUYS HEY GUYS HE’S GONNA GO MAD AND KILL MEG AND ALL THEIR CHILDREN. THAT’S RIGHT, MEG DIES.’ To be fair, Zeus is kind of a dick in a lot of mythologies… you know, eating a woman he slept with is a bit of a dick-ish thing to do. As is coming down in a shower of golden rain to get some unsuspecting woman preggers. He’s just a bit of a douche.

(Source: dracoharrys)