deliriouscomatose:

  1. Walk around Nazareth
  2. Become friends with Messiah
  3. ???
  4. Prophet

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

wlntersoldier:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers